Howdy, howdy one & all. After many long delays, it's finally here!

www.thefolds.com

This is my personal website with information on how to order my book, the new television commercial, schedule of appearances for signings & e-mail. All books ordered from my website through PayPal will be sold at retail ( $16.99+ shipping ) autographed & shipped immediately. All friends and CLASSMATES coworkers who E-MAIL ME FROM MY WEBSITE ON THE CONTACT PAGE (ctownsend@thefolds.com) for alternate ordering options, pay only $12 + shipping ($3 dollars...$15 total) for an autographed copy that will also ship immediately.

Ordering my book is SO easy, why, even a mathematician from MIT can do it... WITHOUT AN ABACUS! Simply send me one check or money order for $275 a week for one full year & I will e-mail you one page a day of the manuscript. That way you'll REALLY let the suspense build. I'm just kidding... I only need $175 a week.

In all seriousness. Please send a check or money order payable to:

Uno Tejano, LLC
1620 Townsend Glen
Blanchard , Oklahoma 73010

As soon as I receive your check & address where you would like to have the book sent, I will autograph it, pack it up and skip happily to & fro to the post office and send it on its way.

I originally wrote "The Folds" as a manuscript for a movie. Now that the book version is available, I will be making my first submission to a production company next week (Every Tribe Productions, "The Tip of the Spear").

My book is also available on the following websites, but can take anywhere from 3-4 weeks for delivery & WILL NOT BE AUTOGRAPHED.


http://www.amazon.com/reader/1604622911?_encoding=UTF8&ref_=si_aps_sup&qid=1278988351&page=random#reader_1604622911

http://www.borders.com/online/store/TitleDetail?sku=1604622911

http://www.gohastings.com/product/BOOK/The-Folds/sku/280113666.uts#cat-product-detail-tabs-wrap

http://www.tatepublishing.com/bookstore/book.php?w=978-1-60462-291-1

I'm also shooting for a road trip to New Mexico for a series of book signings in mid-October.

Thanks for your time & support,
Homer (class of '86)
Clint
Clinton Wayne